Jarrod; what? what is...oh right,. i see. gather around, everybody. (they gather around) ah, listen, great job gang. its been a magical journey...
<br><br>Joan: no, you idiot! look onstage!
<br><br>Jarrod: oh my god! janet!
<br><br>dick: janet the extra?woman! shes shooting people!
<br><br>joan: why would she shoot people? they were applauding!
<br><br>jarrod: not the audience, joan! the actors! there are two dead actors on stage!
<br><br>jarrod: quiet! (stage whisper) quiet! yep, shes still there. all right, listen. gather round. we ’ve got to get out of here. now, thats a seven shooter shes got, so she has five bullets left.
<br><br>dick: how ’d you know it was a seven shooter?
<br><br>jarrod: i used to do a lot of community theatre. anyway, heres the plan. theres a trapdoor right past the womens dressing room. it leads to the rear entrance. if were quiet, we can go through and phone the police from outside
<br><br>joan: hey, maybe someone in `the audience already called the police?
<br><br>jarrod: not possible, the ushers confiscated all the cell phones
<br><br>joan: damn those fascist bastards!
<br><br>raul: when will the world learn?
<br><br>jarrod: alright, everybody ready? follow me!
<br><br>daphne: come on alice!
<br><br>alice: no
<br><br>jarrod: alice, come on, its safer then staying here.
<br><br>alice: i prefer to stay:
<br><br>raul: alice whats the matter? come with us!
<br><br>alice: i... i havent taken my bow yet.
<br><br>dick: what?!
<br><br>alice: i havent taken my bow yet. i cant go until i take my bow.
<br><br>joan: are you insane girlfriend? thatstheres a crazy extra onstage with a gun!
<br><br>alice: then we have to get her offstage sebastian. so i can take my bow. shes been out there too long already. shes milking it. its disgraceful. shes stealing our curtain call!
<br><br>jarrod: alice...
<br><br>alice: im not leaving jarrod.
<br><br>jarrod:alice!
<br><br>alice: get her offstage and ill take my bow and leave. until then, im waiting right here.
<br><br>jarrod: you know what? fine, thats fine, alice. if you want to stay and get shot by a psycho actress, thats just fine with me. the rest of you, lets go.
<br><br>Joan: no, you idiot! look onstage!
<br><br>Jarrod: oh my god! janet!
<br><br>dick: janet the extra?woman! shes shooting people!
<br><br>joan: why would she shoot people? they were applauding!
<br><br>jarrod: not the audience, joan! the actors! there are two dead actors on stage!
<br><br>jarrod: quiet! (stage whisper) quiet! yep, shes still there. all right, listen. gather round. we ’ve got to get out of here. now, thats a seven shooter shes got, so she has five bullets left.
<br><br>dick: how ’d you know it was a seven shooter?
<br><br>jarrod: i used to do a lot of community theatre. anyway, heres the plan. theres a trapdoor right past the womens dressing room. it leads to the rear entrance. if were quiet, we can go through and phone the police from outside
<br><br>joan: hey, maybe someone in `the audience already called the police?
<br><br>jarrod: not possible, the ushers confiscated all the cell phones
<br><br>joan: damn those fascist bastards!
<br><br>raul: when will the world learn?
<br><br>jarrod: alright, everybody ready? follow me!
<br><br>daphne: come on alice!
<br><br>alice: no
<br><br>jarrod: alice, come on, its safer then staying here.
<br><br>alice: i prefer to stay:
<br><br>raul: alice whats the matter? come with us!
<br><br>alice: i... i havent taken my bow yet.
<br><br>dick: what?!
<br><br>alice: i havent taken my bow yet. i cant go until i take my bow.
<br><br>joan: are you insane girlfriend? thatstheres a crazy extra onstage with a gun!
<br><br>alice: then we have to get her offstage sebastian. so i can take my bow. shes been out there too long already. shes milking it. its disgraceful. shes stealing our curtain call!
<br><br>jarrod: alice...
<br><br>alice: im not leaving jarrod.
<br><br>jarrod:alice!
<br><br>alice: get her offstage and ill take my bow and leave. until then, im waiting right here.
<br><br>jarrod: you know what? fine, thats fine, alice. if you want to stay and get shot by a psycho actress, thats just fine with me. the rest of you, lets go.
